Spun
Just recently, I watched a movie that completely blew me away. I was intrigued by the four stars it received on Netflix and I am a big Brittany Murphy fan (RIP), so I decided to give it a try. It is entitled “Spun” and here is the synopsis.
Spun’s unique glimpse into the world of methamphetamines has wowed audiences since its debut at the 2002 Toronto International Film Festival, with outstanding performances from Jason Schwartzman, Mena Suvari, John Leguizamo, Brittany Murphy and more. The fast-paced, hard-hitting drama expertly combines the gritty reality of drug addiction with occasional biting humor for an unforgettable look at frantic lives spinning out of control.
The film is a very interesting, unique look into the lives of drug addicts and I honestly loved every second of it. Most of the scenes were very choppy and fast paced and there was also some random images thrown in here and there that made you feel like you were tweeking right along with the characters. Very well done. So how does this movie fit in with RFG? Well you can’t have a movie about drugs without some hardcore strip club scenes. Despite my intense love for the style of this film, I felt it played on stereotypes that I have tried desperately to debunk. For example, in the first club scene, the dancers are walking around with exposed breasts. Although this isn’t a huge deal, it’s not very realistic. In most clubs (atleast the ones I have worked in), you must be completely covered by an outfit while hanging out with customers on the floor. I think this makes sense because why would you show the goods for free? Second of all, the main character goes home with a really beautiful stripper and ends up having wild sex with her. He then keeps her hand cuffed to the bed for three days while he does work for the drug dealer. They don’t really go into detail as to how he knew the dancer prior to this fuck session, but this does not happen. Yes some dancers sleep with customers for a fix or a quick buck, but there was no exchange of any of this (maybe a little drug use). Also, is she really that big of a loser that no one would realize she was missing for three days? And lastly, Nikki, the character played by Brittany Murphy, was dating the drug dealer and seemed more strung out than any of them. Surprise surprise she was also a dancer. I understand that it is only a movie and alot of things are exaggerated for a dramatic effect. But I feel that every movie that has a club scene features a stripper or group of strippers that are completely fucked up to the point where people feel confident saying all dancers suck at life. Some of them definitely do, don’t get me wrong. But when some retard asks me to go home with him or tries to sell me drugs, I can’t help but take the stereotypes personal. What you see in the movies is not always what happens in real life, dude. If that were the case, music would start magically playing through imaginary speakers when we kissed our significant other for the first time. Us ladies would wake up with make up on and you men would always have the perfect pick-up line. And most importantly, everyone would have a happy ending. That, in my opinion, is the biggest joke of all.
April 19th, 2010 at 6:13 am
And most importantly, everyone would have a happy ending. That, in my opinion, is the biggest joke of all.
Yes Terranova agees with this. When I married my current ex-wife I thought we were supposed to live
“happly ever after” not for her to leave me after 8 years.
When I met Bianca I thought this was the whole reason my ex left me, that my Destiny was for me to be with Bianca – not for Bianca to leave me after 6 months or so.
I now have the expectation to enjoy the moment with that someone special and not to expect anything – there is no happly ever after.
I will enjoy the time I spend with my new girl and not expect anything.
April 19th, 2010 at 7:10 am
Ya I recently watched this movie and immediately felt like a meth head. The effects made you feel like you were one of them. Of course they had some strip club scenes and some obligitory nudity which is always good in a movie.
Best line in the movie, “It’s not what the pussy can do for you, it’s what you can do for the pussy!” and of course there were two crooked cops and during one attempted arrest said as he pointed his gun at a fat lady in a chair: “Drop the cheese puffs, ma’am!”
Good movie but it will make you feel high! haha
April 19th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Music,
Google Malcolm McLaren,
Punk Music Pioneer – Sex Pistols
plus Hip Hop back in the Early Daze – “Buffalo Girls” is a Classic
in Hip Hop Electro Music
April 19th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Terranova -
Happy belated birthday! I missed it by two days. I have no excuse except that my life has been going like I hope the snitches life has been going – getting beat down like that old “whack-a- mole” game.
So happy bitthday two days late!
Dan
April 19th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
What you see in the movies is not always what happens in real life, dude.
But thats what makes a exicting story,
A stripper going to work, then coming home and doing college work would be boring?
I guess I am not the only one with problems who gets depressed when I am not with a hot babe.
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April 19th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Thanks Dan
also Happy Birthday Tara – March sorry I forget to say happy Birthday back then
but Im trying something new I am uncelabrating my B’Day for six years
I offically be Middled Aged if I celebrate -43 – Wow In never thought Id be Middle Aged – now Im here
and a bit depressed
and then at the end of the Six Years I can be 36 again.
I am excited about my date – but then start to think this will probably be like all the rest
– she wont like something about me
I guess I just have to enjoy the moment and not think about what if’s
Malcolm McLaren
“Dont be afraid of Failure – The Freedom to Fail is Great – You dont live in Fear of Failing
and can be creative” or something like that
April 20th, 2010 at 2:30 am
Terranova –
“Im trying something new I am uncelabrating my B’Day for six years”
“then at the end of the Six Years I can be 36 again”
Be cool if we could turn back time, huh? But let me ask you – would you give up what you know now to go back to what you knew when you were younger? That is, would you give up your experience if you could give up the years? Yeah, we’re not 25 anymore but I don’t think I’d want to give up what I’ve learned since then even if I could give back the years.
Look at the bright side – you still have “masterbate” in your life
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A little off topic. I apologize. My club’s website has a comments page. I’ve only looked at it a few times since I first went but I looked at it last night for a few minutes. Most of the comments are about a dancers schedule – when does she work, etc. Lately, lots of bitching about how the place has changed/gone downhill. I guess they cut the dance prices in half and some of the dancers left to work at other clubs. The thing is, you can look back for the past year or two and see similar comments (place has gone downhill, etc.). Maybe I never paid enough attention but I always saw the same dancers over a 6 month period. Most have worked there for years.
I don’t know why I’m mentioning this except to wonder whether dancers ever get “fired” cause they don’t bring in enough money. Maybe the ones who leave aren’t the top earners. I’m also wondering whether dancers work at more than one club at a time. I still don’t understand how a lot of this works. I’ll have to ask my favorite lady.
Dan
April 20th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
No not give up my experience just look 32 again
When I was asking out my #1 Girl , leaving the Business as detailed in a previous post
It seemed like she started to inspect my face – like was I good looking enough
When Bianca got fired I was very suprised because she was one of the Top Girls, Females, Earners
in the Club
I guess even if a girl is a top earner and then gets plastered too much and creates a scence then shes out
Even Tara’s Freind Angela got fired, it made me think could Bianca and Angela be the same person??
I think not but mabe just maybe
Anyway they are paying the House fee so I dont think they would get fired for not making enough money (at least the club I go) so basically they are paying their own way,
In the More high end clubs where you go Dan and where you work Tara Id guess girls do get fired for not earning enough.
The club I go has a mix of Id say 4’s (some unattractive Girls – Im always amazed that Unattractive Girls do this – then again maybe in a few years if my looks go downhill and I come to the realization that I am now one of the Unattractive people then maybe Ill go for one of these girls)
to the 9’s like my new #1 and Bianca.
I think the 8 and 9’s like these type of clubs because they get enough high rollers
(Ex Professional Baseball Player as I cited previous) but don’t have as much competition as they would in the high end club.
Just my 2 cents
Terranova
April 20th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
“they are paying the House fee so I dont think they would get fired”
Yeah, I know about this from the ‘Tip Out’ post but I wondered if there’s a quota for VIP visits. Maybe the pricing is structured such that X number of dances is equivalent to a VIP visit in terms of the money the club gets.
Looking at the club’s message board is confusing. People bitching about dancers leaving, about things going downhill, etc. Back when I was spending a lot of time there, the same dancers were around and I know some have been there 4 & 5 years. There were a few things that pissed me off so I can understand someone complaining about the management (which changed a couple of times during the time I was going). Often, some of the secondary staff – waitresses, bouncers, DJ – would change with new management but for the most part, the dancers didn’t.
I read last night that they cut the dance price in half. I would think that would piss off the dancers more than anything else but maybe that’s only on certain nights or on days. I know Sundays were always half price VIP visits.
“It seemed like she started to inspect my face – like was I good looking enough”
I think the dancers do this for several reasons, at least if they’re smart. Tara mentioned cold sores one time. If someone is having an outbreak, they are contagious and you’d want to limit contact so that you don’t catch the virus that causes them. Once you get the virus, it’s a life-long thing. I also think they do this to try to judge age. One time, I was rough-housing with a nephew and he split my lip. It had pretty much healed a week later when I went to the club but I noticed several dancers looking at it like it might be something suspicious. And yes, maybe some dancers give the customer a once-over cause they can’t believe how the poor bastard can go through life being so ugly.
Yeah, I was a lot better looking (I think) when I was 23.
Appropriate song lyric:
“Every time I look in the mirror,
all these lines on my face getting clearer”
Dan
April 21st, 2010 at 6:19 am
Dan, that would be Dream On by Aerosmith. As far as wanting to go back to being 23? Only if I could know what I know now. I think there is a line in a Bob Seger song (Runnin against the wind) that goes, “wish I didn’t know now, what I didn’t know then”
April 21st, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Capt –
Of course you’re correct. I didn’t think I’d slip that one by you but I’ve got another one that’s a little harder today.
“wish I didn’t know now, what I didn’t know then”
That’s a great lyric because it touches on something you mentioned not long ago. People often accumulate “baggage” – both emotional and physical – as they age and gather experience. Not all experience is pleasant even if it all provides learning opportunity. Some experiences are quite painful and leave scars. Almost all of us have some physical scars. In most cases, we eventually accept these and often show them off as battle scars. Emotional scars are longer lasting and are continually painful to relive, even years later. Emotional scars imprint us and often influence subsequent behavior for a long time. The thing is (and I think I mentioned this before) – scars remind us of where we’ve been. We don’t have to let them dictate where we’ll go. A person able to embrace this ideaology is truly blessed.
There’s a new Tara post today! I’ll get to it after I catch up on the comments.
My music quote today is dedicated to you & Stephanie:
“Well I’m heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I’m a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes.
Things are going great, and they’re only getting better”
X-ray eyes would be better than the binoculars, no?
Dan
April 24th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I just watched ‘Spun’ this afternoon and thought it was great. The choppy scenes definitely added to the overall impact. Mickey Rourke was great as the meth cook. My three favorite scenes – the two scenes where that loser was beating up on the two women behind the counter at the convenience store and both times he got beatdown, once by the meth cook and the second time by the bulldog dyke. Both times, the loser’s beatdown started with him getting clocked on the head by a six-pack. My third favorite scene – and I bet you guys didn’t catch this – is when the meth cook and Ross were in the porn shop buying a DVD. The meth cook chooses a DVD and they go to pay for it. At the counter, there’s a quick shot (about one second long) of the DVD cover and it says, “Starring Tabether” – hahaha – Tabether, Tabitha….that shot happens a little after the 37 minute mark in the film. It was so quick that I had to rewind and pause to make sure I had it right.
Most of the time, the ending of a film catches me off-guard (like in the movie “The Six Sense”) but somehow I knew what was gonna happen in the last scene when the meth cook and Ross pull up to the small trailer.
Tara – keep the movie suggestions coming. I’ve seen Powder Blue, Zombie Strippers and now Spun. Haven’t been disappointed yet.
Dan
April 24th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Dan,
I am glad you liked “Spun”! It is such a fantastic movie. Alot of the movies I write about are actually recommendations from readers. Some other good ones that I have seen recently…
Secret Things
Closer
Babel
Alpha Dog
Do you have netflix? They are all available on there and they are all awesome. Enjoy!
TG
April 24th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Starring Taberther?? I knew she was cheating on me I just didn’t realize it was starring in porn movies. Good catch.
April 24th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
“X-ray eyes would be better than the binoculars, no?” Yes I wish I had xray eyes. Wouldn’t it be sweet to be able to view everyone thru their clothes? The peeping business has been a little slow lately. Hopefully it picks up this weekend.
April 25th, 2010 at 2:24 am
Tara – I don’t have Netflix. There’s a local Blockbuster store that I go to. Haven’t seen the ones you mention but I’ll look next time I’m there. The title Secret Things sounds familiar somehow.
Butch – “Starring Taberther” – you got one too many r’s in there. It was Tabether. Made me chuckle when I saw it. Like I said, it flashed across the screen so quickly I rewound and paused to make sure I really saw what I thought I saw.
Dan
April 25th, 2010 at 11:20 am
My Movie Recomendations
Saw V, Saw
Sex and Love
Cross Bronx
April 25th, 2010 at 11:22 am
and 16 Blocks
also Training Day
April 26th, 2010 at 2:34 am
Capt –
My lyric quote was from a song called “The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”. The band was a one hit wonder called Timbuk 3. I thought you’d guess it.
Terranova –
I’ve seen those movies. All are very good. Some of the ‘Saw’ movies weren’t as good. Of the ones you listed, I think Training Day was the best. Denzel Washington was a real badass.
Dan
April 26th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Dan, I didn’t want to google it and I knew I heard of somewhere. Wasn’t that a theme song for some tv show? I think the word is out on Capt and Stephanie, everyone is keeping their shades drawn?! WTF
April 27th, 2010 at 2:37 am
“Wasn’t that a theme song for some tv show”
I had to google. It wasn’t a theme song for a show but it’s been used in several episodes of different TV shows.
I’ve got tickets to something called the M3 Festival. They have this almost every year. It’s an 80’s heavy metal band revival concert. This was the concert about 10 years ago where I spilled someone’s cup of urine on me. I’ve seen great bands at this in the past – Kiss, Black Sabbath. Last year, Twisted Sister headlined. This year there aren’t so many big names but they’ll have Ratt, Warrant, LA Guns, Kix and The Scorpions.
This year, I’ll wear army boots to fend off the urine.
Dan
April 28th, 2010 at 11:38 am
I think we discussed movie lists at the old RFG but here are my top 10’s in both comedy and violent degenerate movies. all are a must see:
Drama/Violence/Degenerate (All have killing, drugs, sex, perverts, etc)
Goodfellas
Raging Bull
One Flew Over Cukoos Nest
The Graduate
Apocalypse Now
Midight Cowboy
Taxi Driver
Full Metal Jacket
Clockwork Orange
French Connection
Comedy
Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Caddyshack
Duck Soup
Anything 3 stooges
7 year itch (Marilyn Monroe)
Some Like it Hot
Car Wash
9-5
Planes, trains, & Automobiles
Alalyze This
Dan, wearing combat boots! Priceless
April 28th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Comedy – or (Degenerate)
You left out – American Pie
Drama 3 Days of the Condor
What about XXX
I have not watched in many years
but I used to love Tori Wells, I would tell my ex wife way back when (1994 – 2005)
you know you look just like Tori Wells
its like Im with my own Poro Star -
I was usually joking , sometimes she would get mad, 1994 – 1996 I made her watch some with me
then After we were married she would not watch , and I also stopped watching
April 28th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Butch –
I’ve seen most of these and I have to agree. Some I haven’t seen (Car Wash and Duck Soup) but I’ll put them on my list. Apocalypse Now was a great one you recently quoted from (“I love the smell of napalm in the morning”).
For drama/violence, put “Training Day” on your list.
I won’t really wear combat boots but I never wear flip-flops anymore after the problems I told about in a previous comment.
Disturbia is pretty good also. Perfect for the Capt and Stephanie. Two others I liked were Swordfish (John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry) and if you like the Three Stooges, Dodgeball (slapstick comedy) is a must see.
Dan
April 29th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Ya Car wash is pretty cool. Has George Carlin in it. And also Richard Pryor.
Dodgeball is good and Training day is also good even tho I’m not a big Denzel Washington fan, he was good in that.
“I won’t really wear combat boots but I never wear flip-flops anymore after the problems I told about in a previous comment” hahaha watch out for the piss and puke!!
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:50 am
Oh , I left off 2 of my favorite movies
1- 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)
2 – The Beach (Leonardo Dicaprio)
May 3rd, 2010 at 11:05 am
I was over at a friends house this weekend, actually she was the waitress who got canned for whipping a drink in the bosses face at the club, and we were talking drug related movies. I recommended Spun. Seeing as there were various illicit substances flowing thru the house I figured she would like it.
I think I will watch it again but this time I will watch it and look at suicide girls at the same time!
May 5th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Butch -
“I think I will watch it again”
Pay attention to the scene where Ross and the meth cook are in the DVD store. When they go pay for the DVD, there’s that quick shot of the DVD cover and you’ll see it says “Starring Tabether”. Tabether, Tabitha…haha. That scene happens just after the 37 minute mark in the movie and you’ll have to rewind/pause to catch it. You’ll have a chuckle over it.
You never told us how you came up with the name Tabitha. That would be a story worth hearing when you have the time.
Dan
May 6th, 2010 at 11:04 am
You guys have to be kidding with Dodgeball
May 7th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Movies
Eyes Wide Shut
I would love to go to a party like that in real life.
May 7th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Ya Dan I will look for the scene with “Tabether” so I can make my real life Tabitha jealous. I know Isabel is jealous of Tabitha.
This will be a great weekend for Butch….On Saturday night I was invited to a party, not just your normal party but a stripper party. So far there are 7 dancers and 2 waitresses who are all ex employees of this one club and Butch. If I need help who can I count on? Dan and T’Nova what are you doing Saturday evening??
Then on Sunday I have a great day planned with a special friend where we spend the day doing degenerate things and enjoying the fuck out of the day! By Monday I will be ready to just shoot myself from the let down!
As far as naming “Tabitha”… I came up with the name thanks to a friend who suggested it and I loved the name.
May 8th, 2010 at 2:46 am
I never saw Eyes Wide Shut. I think Tom Cruise was in it. Butch mentioned he liked the Three Stooges (slap-stick comedy). If he likes the Stooges he probably would have liked Dodgeball. I saw the movie in the theaters because of a favorite athlete’s cameo but ended up laughing out loud through a lot of the movie.
Dan
May 8th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Didn’t see Butch’s post when I posted before.
“This will be a great weekend for Butch….”
“Dan and T’Nova what are you doing Saturday evening??”
Damn it! (I’ve been saying that a lot lately). Dead weekend for me – at least as far as last night and tonight (Saturday night). My life is weird. A lot of times, I go out with friends three or four nights in a week, other times I have weekend nights free. Wish I could meet up with you guys when you have fun stuff going on.
“not just your normal party but a stripper party”
I’ve never been to one of these that wasn’t a bachelor party. Maybe I’ve gotta find a new crowd to hang with.
I thought about going to my club tonight but I’ll be there in a week or so when my favorite lady comes back. And I’ll probably be there more than once if she works more than one evening. So my allowance is already spent.
Dan
May 8th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Something About Mary (SAM)
was a movie that I never laughed so hard the 1st time I saw it (my ex also)
somehow through its not as funny the second , third time.
Unlike Vacation with Chevy Chase – not as funny the 1st time as SAM
but it has the same funnyness every time.
May 10th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Back in the Day the wildedst Bachelor Party I was too is where ,
3 stripers/hookers (they were multi tasking), 2 Guys were having sex on the Hotel Room Bed
with 14 of us Watching,
I was never one to have sex with a Prostitute, but what I did try
was the 3rd Girl had a Whip,
I went for some 10-12 Lashes in the Nude
(This was my second time with the Whip ,
I had a Ex who had all the S&M Equipment – The Model from the Car show believe it or not)
May 10th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Dan you should have come tot he dancer party. And T’Nova, you certainly should have been there cause then you would n’t have had to tug one out this weekend.
Anyway Butch arrived stag at around 9pm, no one was really there yet so the hostess says lets do some shots of grey goose. This while I still had my bottle of rumpleminz under my arm. So we did some shots and around 9:15 guests started arriving. One dance, two dancers, three dancers they just kept coming in. Of course some dudes showed up by I was looking at all the dancer talent assembled in one room. By unofficial count their were 7 dancers there and 5 were smokin hot and 2 were decent.
So music is playing and booze is flowing as well as all kinds of other stuff was flowing in every room. I went upstairs to use the bathroom and there were two girls and one dude snorting something and they were all half naked?? WTF Normally Butch would have crashed their private party but I knew I had Isabel waiting at home so I really didn’t want to come home all soiled.
Back downstairs everyone was getting louder and more obnoxious. Then about 1am a bunch of baggy pants homies started showing up. The birthday girl grew up in a shitty area of town and new a few of them but alot just showed up. Obviously they were mostly gang bangers and I knew it was time to split soon.
A couple of the invited guests were sitting on a couch with their backs to the window. I advised them to not do that because if there were any drive by’s the bullets would probably come thru that window. The party was in a questionable area of town. That kind of freaked them out and they quickly went and stood in the dining room.
So about 1:45 I decided to leave and go visit the local strip club for a drink. I stayed at the club until closing at 3am and went home to find either Isabel or Tabitha. At that point it really didn’t matter!!! Guess who was waiting for me?????????????
May 11th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I am going to rent Spun, Thursday
Dan rent Eyes Wide Shut
May 12th, 2010 at 3:40 am
Butch – excellent!! A party with a bevy of beauties. Must have been like pennies from heaven. I think you and the Capt are neck and neck for winning the “good life” prize. T’Nova’s close behind dating hot babes.
Wish I was there. I gotta find new people to hang with. Man, you guys are all noctural. At 1:45 you hit another place until 3? Damn. Didn’t you have to go to work the next day? If I don’t go out, I’m usually in bed by 10:30. Even when I do go out, I’m runnin’ out of gas by 1 am.
“Guess who was waiting for me”
Lol…..Isabel at the ready with Tabitha would be my dream.
Never been to a party where I had to worry about a drive-by shooting. These days the worst that happens to me happens at work. Seems I get screwed one way or another pretty often. I keep telling them I like to be kissed when I get fucked. Do they ever remember the kissing part? Noooooo.
Terranova – Eyes Wide Shut in on my short list along with the ones Tara mentioned a little while ago. Don’t know whether I’ll have time to hit Blockbuster this week.
Dan
May 25th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
HAAH Everyone should be kissed before getting nailed! Dan, next time just ask for the kiss first. Isabel and I had a little tift on this past weekend so I attended another dancer party, came home with all kind of different smells on my clothes.
When she came over the next day she smelled my shirt and got pissed again! Ah women, why can’t you just be cool. Boys will be boys!
May 27th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Butch –
Ya, I keep telling them about the kissing part but they seem to leave that out. Good for you going to a party after having a tiff with Isabel. This is where I usually wimp out in a relationship. Gotta change my ways!
It’s fine for a woman to control things but only to a certain point. Every once in a while a guys gotta throw them a curve to keep them on their toes!
Maybe that’s what I’m doing wrong. You can’t let yourself become pussy whipped. Somehow I have problems avoiding that.
Dan
June 4th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Hard to get into the groove without our esteemed leader driving the ship but we have to try to keep this thing moving. So I will share some info today. Turns out Isabel is being a royal pain in the ass lately so Butch is being a jag right back at her. Everytime she says something stupid I tell her to get the fuck out of my life if she doesn’t like it. Funny thing I found is the more I be a prick the more she grovels back.
After the latest stripper party I met this girl who dances at my regular club once in a while and after talking to her she turns out to be be pretty nornal and cool. We have something very curious in common-She has a thing for hot women! When I found that out I was like ok next, but she then tells me she really likes guys but occassionally likes to dabble in some hot womans body.
She said to me that she would be a good girlfriend because she would go with me and pick up a hot woman to take home with us??!! WTF At first I thought I was hearing things because I was probably fucked up doing degenerate things but she was dead serious. Then she said she had a girl friend who was wanting to do a threesome. So of course being the gentlemen I am I quickly offered my services just to be nice.
Suppossedly this weekend the three of us are going to meet up some where for some fun. Hopefully I can keep up with these two. I have been instructed to bring several items and they are going to bring the sex toys. God Damn this will probably kill me but I need some excitement in my life. Isabel isn’t going to like this when I come home two days later but, oh well. Shit happens.
I will report back with any pertinent details when I recover.
Capt and Stephanie-You better break out the food and binoculars this weekend.
Any advice on how to work the threesome????
June 4th, 2010 at 9:08 am
Ok please no appaluse but Stephanie is going to work the pole tonight. She is very nervous but kind of excited to try it again. She was apprehensive because she didn’t want it to affect our relationship but I told her to just do it for the experience and I wouldn’t think any differently about her.
I told her to just come home with some OPM (other peoples money) and come home horny and all would be good.
She will be dancing under the name Victoria and we picked out some bad ass black leather looking outfit we had tried during her captain fudd auditions. Tall black boots and I think she is ready to dazzle all the perverts.
I did tell her if she runs into anyone named T’Nova in spandex pants just say no!! hahahahaha And if she ran into a dude named Dan who wants to toss her it was ok because he would tip her well!
Hope this works?
June 6th, 2010 at 7:02 am
Butch –
Yeah, our stories don’t flow like Tara’s but I guess that’s why we’re not writers.
Quit hogging all the damn women! You got Isabel and now you’re hooking up for a dancer double decker? Man, I hope there’s enough of you to go around. It’s Sunday morning right now so either you’re splayed out across the bed or in intensive care at the hospital. Either way, fill us in on what happened.
Wish I could give you some advice but I’ve never done a threesome. I guess the main thing for me would be to make sure there were two women – I wouldn’t want to find another penis in the mix, especially when the thrashing starts under the covers. Also make sure you spread the attention. You don’t want anyone to feel left out. It’s also ok for you to take a breather and let the women take care of each other for a little while.
Post the video if you can.
Dan
June 6th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Capt –
It’s cool that Stephanie decided to go for it. How did it go? Did she get enough OPM (other peoples money)? Did she avoid the guy in spandex? Did she get Tara-tossed? She’s probably sore this morning. I hope she had a good night. Be lousy if she had a shitty time and came home to rip you for bringing up the whole idea. Maybe she was pissed enough that she made you wear the boots and parade around while she called you Victoria!
I just saw there’s a (new?) show called “The United States of Tara”. Haha…one of these days I gotta get cable TV.
Dan
June 11th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Ok, where is Butch? I’m dying to hear about the threesome. Maybe Isabel found out and turned into a hatchet-wielding crazy cat lady?
Where is the Capt? No updates after Stephanie’s debut. Maybe she beat the Capt senseless with the black leather boots?
Maybe Isabel and Stephanie are busy dumping the bodies. That leaves me, Terranova and Athena. And a couple of hawgs that are up for sale.
I wonder what Tara’s doing? I hope she remembered to unpack the cat before she went on vacation. The cat’s probably pissed.
Dan
June 12th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Butch’s threesome better not include any live penis or he is a fag. Threesomes have to be two women and one guy or it is just fucking gay!! Stephanie will have to reveal details of the dancing gig but it went ok.
There was a guy in spandex and she avoided him like the plague!!