the toxic regular
We’ve all seen him. Dancers walk past his table. Waitresses have his drink order memorized. Normal regular customers who are in to see their favorite ladies feel like they are having a case of de ja vu every time they come in. I call him the toxic regular, the guy that is at the strip club every night, does not buy dances, and tries to be everyone’s friend. Every club I have ever worked at has had atleast one of these guys and I just want to scream in his face “GO HOME! YOU ARE A WASTE OF EVERYONE’S TIME!” That would be really mean though. But seriously, how could a person not have anything better to do seven days a week from 9:00 pm to 1:00 am? Sleeping is always nice. What about spending time with friends or creating something like a poem or a painting? I know dancers are beautiful but we must get boring after a while. Last night, I accidentally sat next to our toxic regular and he proceeded to try and get to know me. Our conversation went something like this…
TB- “Hi hun. How are you doing tonight?”
P- “Fine. You?”
TB- “Would you like a drink?”
(He is offering me whiskey on the rocks. Not exactly a girl drink)
P- “No thanks.”
TB- “Are you sure?”
P- “Yes”.
TB- “How about a drink to loosen you up before you go talk to those guys?”
P- “I don’t need a drink to talk to those guys”
(Beautiful dancer starts stage show)
TB- “You know, that girl is really beautiful. She could run this entire crowd.”
P- “OK… what’s your point?”
TB- “You better get out there and start trying to get dances before she gets off stage.”
P- “I have done dances with almost everyone here.”
TB- “I’m just saying. She’s really beautiful.”
At this point, I wondered why the hell I sat with the toxic bachelor for as long as I did. The point of his existence is non-existent. Everything that comes out of his mouth is pointless. He sucks at life. If you or someone you know has become a full blown TB, stop what you are doing and just go home. It’s better that way.
April 27th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
“Hi, hun”
?? That’s a little condescending. He probably uses “babe” or “baby” or “honey” with most of the dancers. Not very classy if you ask me.
Does he really show up more nights than not? He probably doesn’t have a life but the dancers are beautiful so I can’t blame him for wanting to be at the club rather than staring at the walls at his place. I can blame him for being a cheapskate though. At least he offered to buy you a drink.
There was only one guy I saw several times at my club and he was a weirdo – a black guy that wore a blonde female wig and half dressed as a woman. I think I mentioned him – he tipped the dancers with Highlighters and Sharpies. Maybe he worked in an office supply store.
Is there such a thing as a “toxic commenter”? Hmmm….I’ll have to think about that. I’ll get back to you about it in my next comment
Dan
April 28th, 2010 at 8:09 am
Every time I go to the Strip Club (Once a Month or So)
I’ve seen the same 60-70 year old guy there, and I have wondered, is this guy here every night
or is a coincidence, that he comes once a month when I come.
come to think of it Ive never seen him get a dance I guess he’s the TB or maye he’s really rich
and gives tips big??
April 28th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Well I guess I better count my trips to the clubs. I have really cut down going because it was getting almost boring depending on who was working. But since I have free admission and drink at reduced rates I figured it was kind of like a regualr bar except with naked women. And as we all know you can’t go wrong with naked women.
And I spend some good coin when I go on the dancers so hopefully they ain’t saying I’m a toxic regular. HAH.
April 28th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Damn….I’ve gotta get my act together. I missed another birthday but this time by only one day instead of two –
Happy Belated Birthday, Athena!
I don’t have to count my trips to the club. The last time I was there was late February to see my favorite lady. I may go back the weekend of May 15th. That’s when she’ll be back and I’ll find out tonight whether she plans on working. Either way, I’ll get to see her which is nice. In a way, I hope she works so I can VIP with her again.
Lyric quote:
“If you’re out on a moonlit night,
be careful of the neighborhood strays
and of a lady with long black hair
trying to win you with her feminine ways”
Dan
April 28th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
All points bulletin for Dan the man. Do the chipmunks have you all tied up and going thru your wallet? Or did you finally get T’Nova’s curtains in the mail and are abusing them all day?
Warriors come out to play!!
April 29th, 2010 at 6:10 am
ok where is everybody? Is there some kind of boycott going on? Dan, have you abandoned RFG for you new girl who doesn’t understand the strip club experience? So many questions so little time.
I have temporarily put a gag order on Stephanie until I give her the rules of capt fudd’s secrets. HAH
April 29th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
“Dan, have you abandoned RFG”
????? I’m here and I’ve been blabbing so much I’m practically being accused of being a stalker! I’ve gotta dial it back some. First someone torpedo’s T’Nova. Then I step up to keep things rolling but I got carried away and hogged all the alphabet and now no one else can post.
“Do the chipmunks have you all tied up”
Hamsters. Chipmunks are cute but I don’t know if they snuggle together in the corner like hamsters do. I’ll have to look into it.
I’m puzzled about something. My favorite lady will be working when she comes back here but she says she doesn’t dance where she is. That seems strange to me. I’ll get the full story when I see her. I’ll sit her down and look her straight in the eye. Then I’ll probably cave in and beg her to VIP with me. The dilemma is whether I spring for a shorter hamster-fest or do I VIP with her for a couple of hours?
“Warriors come out to play!!”
I’ve heard this but I can’t remember where. I’m going to google when I finish commenting. The warriors are all here.
Now I have to give back the alphabet so you guys can post something.
Dan
May 1st, 2010 at 6:36 am
Get to dancing or go home. Some dudes don’t like going out anywhere on the regular. It’s not hard finding people willing to talk about them self. But I learned to appreciate the time put into the hustle at strip clubs nowadays. I ain’t there to impress, so maybe I’m labeled as intoxiced losser. I must have a playable look, cause funner playing along with pointless life. Doesn’t take much skill when get to point of harassment. Call it a weakness, but I feel sorry for beggers. Some times I feel like saying, “ssshhhh, be queit and shake your ass.”
May 1st, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Dan, “Warriors come out to Play” is from the movie the Warriors. It’s all about all the street gangs in New York and how the Warriors have to fight their way home to Coney Island. Kind of a Cult type movie. But it is worth watching.
We should go back and count up all the comments and see who talks the most! See if more people post then we won’t have to worry about posting too much.
As far as why your woman is dancing when she comes back but not where she lives now. Probably wants to keep the lives seperate, or has a job where it wouldn’t be good if they found out she was a dancer.
May 2nd, 2010 at 3:31 am
Capt –
“Probably wants to keep the lives seperate”
I think this must be true. At least this is what I want to believe cause the alternative is that I’m being fed a story. And I can’t believe that’s true given the conversations we’ve had since she left. I know she has a regular job now but she doesn’t make what she did dancing. Maybe she’s coming back to her club just to help cover the cost of the trip.
She knows I have a gift for her. About two weeks ago, I told her I met the halibut. She called a few days ago to give me her trip info. She doesn’t know the halibut is history but she knows me well enough to know I’d only go to the club to give her the gift (and not VIP) if the halibut was still in the picture (I used to tell her she was my ‘pretend’ girlfriend cause I didn’t have a real girlfriend). Part of me wishes that we were meeting up for a friendly night out. I could give her the gift and be seen with a beautiful lady on my arm during a night out on the town.
But part of me is happy that I’ll get to VIP with her again.
To “I’m so handsome” –
“I ain’t there to impress, ”
Yeah, that’s a great feeling, isn’t it?
Dan
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 am
Ok , Dan The Hustler club has locations all over the USA,
Maybe she is working at one in another state.
May 5th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
T’Nova –
Good detective work. There isn’t a Hustler Club where she moved to though. Thanks for remembering my birthday. Did you see the video?
Dan
May 6th, 2010 at 9:53 am
No I didnt see the Video, I was afraid of my computer getting a virus
Also Terranova went two nights in a row to the Strip Club
Tuesday with two work associates, no dances did not see or talk to one girl who I interested in
since my associate gave me $20 for a lap dance I saved it for Wednesday Night
went looking for my #1 Girl (not working), 10 Girls or so I was interested in none
then one (Russian) Female (who lives only a few miles from me and worked at a Bar – regular bar not a Strip Club) she gave me her phone # and told me too call her any time , that she wanted to go out with me, so I think I have a date
I then said you are really cool , I owe you a dance, then proceeded to get three dances
..man she was awesome ..
May 6th, 2010 at 9:55 am
posted before I was ready
The Bar was a Bar I used to go to for Lunch when working at one of my clients by where I live
May 6th, 2010 at 10:03 am
Then another Female approched me, I told her I was out of money
but she proceeded to talk to me for about 15-20 minutes anyway
telling me she thought I was a real good looking guy
(I was like you all have the same line – she was like – no you are really good looking)
and that she needed a break anyway
telling about her real estate investments , that she is a Business Women and that working at the Strip
Club is like a Business to her – she makes a lot of money
….
Then I noticed a guy on the Couch getting a dance, and then just cuddling with the a Girl
Dan your thing must be catching on – this guy wasnt even in the VIP (Semi Private)
My Manager Friend Showed me the “Presidentail Sweet” $600 1/2 Hour
or the Room is Big Enough to Rent for Parties – can fit about 12 People – two of these rooms
May 6th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Terranova –
“I was afraid of my computer getting a virus”
The video is on youtube. You won’t get a virus if you find the video on youtube.
“my associate gave me $20 for a lap dance I saved it for Wednesday Night”
Haha…maybe you found a new source of income. You get money from your friends/colleagues and pocket it. After a few evenings of this, you’ll have enough to go out for a nice dinner.
“and then just cuddling with the a Girl Dan your thing must be catching on”
I didn’t invent it but I can tell you it’s terrific. It gets better the longer you know someone. The thing is, I was told that not all dancers are comfortable with it. I can understand that. There’s somewhat of an interesting story behind this. I talked to the dancer who became my favorite lady several times on previous visits to my club. Then we went to VIP for the first time and I gave her my contact info. She called a few days later and I screwed up by deleting her message before I wrote down her phone number. Shit! Shit! Shit! I had plans the following Saturday but I went to the club anyway to apologize for not calling her back. I only stayed till 9 cause of my plans but that weekend happened to be the clubs 6th anniversary. Dancers from the clubs in other cities were there. I was waiting by the bar and talked to a dancer who came up from New Orleans. We talked but when it came to a dance, I told her I had a “special request” and that I was waiting for my (soon to be) favorite lady. I could tell by the look she gave me that she thought I was some kind of scum so I explained that I like to snuggle/cuddle and that [insert favorite ladies name here] snuggled great.
She gave me a great smile and told me that “older” guys appreciated how great that was but that it was too intimate for some of the dancers. So I was reminded that I don’t look 20-something anymore but the dancer I talked to completely understood my VIP thing. She was a 9.9 – the club had her come up from the New Orleans to visit my club.
My favorite lady didn’t show up that night. She got caught up with some family stuff and couldn’t make her shift. When I did see her again later, I explained about the voicemail screwup and that I called and the club said she would be there. She seemed surprised about that. She said she called the club to tell them she wouldn’t make her Saturday shift.
So I found out that what I like in VIP isn’t something all the dancers are comfortable with from someone other than my favorite lady. My favorite lady won my loyalty by telling me it was completely normal. Maybe she was skeptical the first time we went to VIP and then realized that it was fairly harmless.
I’m going to see my favorite lady again the weekend of May 15th. Actually, I’m going on Sunday, May 16th cause VIP is half price. She may work again the next day and I’ll go back again if she does. We’ve emailed and talked a bunch since she moved in early January. Maybe I’ve crossed the line but I want to stay in touch with her. She’s not a lover but she’s more than a friend to me because of the times we’ve shared in the VIP room. That’s the way I think of it anyway.
Dan
May 6th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
“My Manager Friend Showed me the “Presidentail Sweet” $600 1/2 Hour”
Damn. Forgot to include this in my last post. The club I’ve been to has different sized VIP suites. There are the smaller suites meant for couples. These are the rooms I’ve been to. $400 for 30 minutes. There is a couch, loveseat and a big beabag thing (too big to be called a beanbag chair). Lighting controls and stereo system. I dim the lights but leave the music off cause I want to whisper in my ladies ear. Then there are the bigger rooms. The biggest could easily fit a group of 6 people. Don’t know what they cost but I personally wouldn’t want to share my time with anyone other than the lady whose company I’m enjoying.
I like the big beanbag thing. I invented the “Tara-toss” and I can’t wait to do it again on the weekend of the 15th
Dan
May 6th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Dan FYI called my new Russian Friend
We have a Lunch Date set for next week when I am at a Client next to where she Lives
(Less then 2 Miles) – Dinner was out since she works most nights
but we have somthing else in common other then me going to the Strip Club and her working at one
she also has a child – so we plan on going one Sunday to the Park with the Kids
ok I’ll admit she’s like a 7 (Not a 9), but I really liked her personality
(Previously I mentioned I told 10 Girls that I was not Interested and about 8 or so the Previous Night
then there was just something about her that connected with me)
I hope she doesnt read this and get mad.
May 6th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Dan also FYI the $600 is if you only had one Girl, for example 3 Girls would be $1,200 or something he told me (Gees – if I only hit the Lotto)
they had prices posted by the Cash Register (this was new)
semi private 15 Minutes $100 1/2 Hour $220 and a Hour I forget the Price but something bet $400 and $450
what I ment to ask the Manager was , who’s your Accountant – your supposed to get a discount for Paying for Longer – the The 15 minutes should be $120 x 2 = $240 (More then the 1/2 Hour)
because 2 – 15 Minutes would be $200 while a 1/2 Hour is $220
May 7th, 2010 at 3:24 am
“but I really liked her personality”
That’s essential if you really want to date her. It’s like Tara mentioned, dancers have to fend off guys a lot more than less attractive women. So even though you rate her a 7, she probably gets hit on all the time.
“3 Girls would be $1,200″
My hamster fantasy (if I ever indulge in it) is going to be very expensive. I’m thinking 3 hamsters would be about right. But they have to be friendly hamsters – no biting, punching or kicking allowed.
“semi private”
You’ve mentioned this before. I don’t know if my club has something like this. I don’t even know what it means. My club has lap dance boothes (somewhat private) and the VIP rooms. The VIP rooms are fairly private. The door is mostly dark tinted glass so someone walking by can see in a little bit. They also have video monitoring in the VIP rooms. They could hire Capt Fudd to watch all the monitors. He’d be in 7th Heaven…haha.
Dan
May 7th, 2010 at 10:52 am
Semi Private are I guess what you’d call the Lap Dance Room,
I mentioned before the Semi Privatre is one long room with 6 Booths on each side with no door -
so anyone walking by, or getting a Dance in the Booth accross from you can see in if they want,
Im a bit of a Vouyer so at times when I was in the Semi Private Booth Id check out what was going on in the Other Booth,
there is one big Couch in the Main room or Just at the Sitting at a Table, a Girl can give you a Lap Dance
thats why I really likethe club I go too – the Girls can give dances anywhere in the Club not just a designated area
also I like watching other guys on the Long Couch getting dances from a Hot babe.
May 7th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Dan also I think its a cultural thing,
of four phone #’s
(only liked two girls Bianca and this new one- my #1 still did not give me her # she only has mine
one was for the “hell of it” and one because she is/was Bianca’s Friend)
all of them were foreign – Russian Federation
The American Girls follow the Tara Rule – No Dating Customers
While I think in Russia a Female working in a Stip Club is just another way of meeting guys and seeing which ones they like or which ones have the most money
lucky for me they have kept this cultural custom here in the USA.
This new girl might just like me – she hasnt called and asked me to meet her in the Club this weekend – some of the Females give / get your # for the Sole reason of calling you as a customer.
This new Russian also works at a second club she told me – (I was there once three years ago)
5 Minutes form her house and 10 Minutes from My House on Nights she isnt working where I met her.
May 7th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
I haven’t met any foreign dancers but whatever cultural beliefs/behaviors they bring probably carries over into their dancing career. I don’t think it’s the other way around.
“the Sole reason of calling you as a customer.”
Yeah, this is how is was with my favorite lady (when she was still here). I’d only contact her when I wanted to let her know I was coming down to the club. Email worked better than the phone. She didn’t always add minutes to the phone she used so it was just easier to email. We talked/emailed more after she left. I’m still puzzled that she’s dancing when she comes back in a couple of weeks.
Where is Butch? Maybe he’s busy trying to muzzle Isabel now that Stephanie is ratting out the good Capt. Hahaha….. Maybe I’m the lucky one not having met a woman to share RFG with. Even if I did, there’s not much to expose. I’m probably pretty plain. You guys already know the worst they could spill on me – I sit drinking coffee in the morning in my underwear and my bike would get almost as much attention as they would.
Dan
May 7th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
What do you mean where is Butch? I am trying to keep up with the Captain. I told Isabel we have to try the food in the bedroom game. I am thinking more like pastrami on rye bread?
$600 a half hour? Man that better be somem high end stuff to pay that, or if you have Tigers money that would be ok I guess.
May 8th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
“What do you mean where is Butch? I am thinking more like pastrami on rye bread”
Pastrami on rye is more my style than banana splits but a hot fudge sundae would come close.
“$600 a half hour?”
Yeah, I’m wondering what that could include. Maybe a full course dinner? Maybe a tupperware container full of toys? I don’t know.
Thinking about my hamster fantasy – VIP at my club is $400 for a half hour. Half goes to the hamster and half to the club. Assuming the room fee stays constant, I could invite three hamsters (3 x $200) plus the room fee. Total: $800. The room isn’t very big but having wall-to-wall hamsters would probably be close to 3 grand.
Wish I had Tigers money. I wonder what his thing was? I know one or two of his mistresses spoke out but I didn’t bother reading.
Dan