I am going to take a break from RFG. At the moment, my head and my heart are not in my writing and I am having trouble keeping up with the blog. I will leave the site up for anyone who wants to comment. Hopefully I feel better soon.
Running From Grace
a stripper stripped
May 12th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Oh no! Ya just go take some more cool vacations and the feeling will come back. And don’t worry the rest of us will keep commenting to keep the flow going. I am sure you have noticed that we really don’t need a post for us to comment!
May 12th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
We all feel blue at times,
Hope you get feeling better
May 12th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Tara –
This is a good time to treat yourself to some TLC. You’ve been through a lot lately. I’ll definitely be here when you get back and I’m pretty sure the other guys will be also. Like Butch says – it doesn’t take much for us to comment so we’ll keep ourselves entertained even if our comments aren’t as good as your blogs.
So take time to clear your head. We’ll stand watch. And I’m sure we’ll be reading some wickedly good blogs when you feel like writing again.
You’ll be in our thoughts. Take whatever time you need.
Dan
May 13th, 2010 at 8:56 am
Ditto above. Just take care of yourself and do whatever you need to do to get your mojo back.
Stephanie and I will try to keep some interesting topics going. We will miss you!!
May 13th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Haha…the teacher left us unsupervised at recess. We can probably get away with anything now.
I say we punk the snitch and steal his lunch money. Who’s in?
Dan
May 13th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
I had to do unthinkable things to get “Captain Fudd” to let me post a comment. He is very worried of what I may tell everyone about next lol
. The food thing was nothing! Just when I was getting the nerve to try dancing again the site will be without it’s leader. I will be left with all the regular degenerates! haha Captain told me to say that.
May 13th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
That’s right boys and girls I am sitting here watching what Stephanie writes. WTF I have to moderate her comments now so my real secrets don’t hit the public airwaves.
May 14th, 2010 at 5:47 am
I hope you feel better soon. Don’t let the world get you down and don’t quit writing. Work on your next book. Hope to see you back here soon.
May 14th, 2010 at 10:17 am
Dan, Butch, Capt, and Mort,
Thanks for the kind words guys. I actually am working on a new project. A novel. I started it in 2007 and just finished it this year. In the old RFG, I put an excerpt of it in a post so some of you may remember. It turned out pretty good and yes it has to do with dancing! Yesterday I worked on a chapter by chapter synopsis for hours for my literary agent. I sent it to him today so I am keeping my fingers crossed that he likes it. I think that will really turn my sour mood around.
TG
May 14th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
“In the old RFG, I put an excerpt of it in a post”
I remember that! The Japanese translation of the title is “Kamikaze”. Haha. I don’t remember the excerpt mentioning dancing. I’m really looking forward to the RFG book so I can read the posts I missed. And now maybe I’ll have two Tara books to read! There is a dilemma though. I do most of my pleasure reading right before going to sleep. Somehow I think Tara’s books are gonna make it hard to fall asleep. I may have to take up the Terranova method of relaxation!
—
Stephanie – this is hysterical. You have the Capt by the tail. Have you set up your “retirement”
plan yet? Are the weekly checks arriving from the good Capt on time? Go ahead, spill some dirt on the Capt when he’s not looking. Give us something juicy. You’ll have to distract him before you post. Put a foot-long sub on his pillow. That should give you a good 5 minutes to post
Dan
May 14th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Dan, I prefer some lasagna with meat sauce! I have to take her away this weekend to try to buy her silence. Thanks..
May 15th, 2010 at 3:08 am
“I have to take her away this weekend to try to buy her silence. Thanks..”
You guys have a good time. Lasagna is always better on someone elses pillow anyway.
I think I was wrong about the novel title. The translation of Kamikaze is “Devine Wind”. I think the book title may have been Devine West. I remember a lot of the old blog entries but not by title. In no particular order: The Phoenix, 7 Deadly Sins, Las Vegas, when a “female” can be called either a girl or a woman, the bouncer blog, getting pulled over by a cop on the way home, one or two about phone calls.
I can’t wait for the book.
Dan
May 15th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
My last comment hasn’t been moderated yet. Tara is probably really busy getting ready for the vacation and move.
I’m going to weigh in because I just watched “Closer”. Be careful cause there’s another movie called “The Closer”. In short – Closer is definitely worth seeing. There’s an IM scene near the beginning that had me lol. This guy thinks he’s IM’ing a lady and they’re talking adult stuff that made me think of T’Nova on the phone. It turns out the “lady” is really another guy! There’s a character named Dan and he seems pretty cool up until the end when he turns into a complete pussy. God, I hope art really doesn’t imitate life.
Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman are beautiful. There’s a great scene near the end when Natalie Portman is walking down a NY street in slow motion. She has a different look in that scene than earlier in the movie and the pedestrians (guys) all turn their heads as she passes by.
Two thumbs up!
Dan
May 16th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I guess Tara is taking the weekend off from the blog. That’s good. She deserves the break. Other than my two prior comments, I wonder if anyone’s posted.
Ah, what the hell. I’ll get three in a row if no one’s posted. It’s that special time of the week again when I try to guess what you’re all doing. I always have fun with this….haha.
—
Tara is buried in busy work related to the vacation and move. Doing all the mundane stuff, her mind is active. Words run through her head like a stream. Stories float through her head like a dream. The cat is drinking beer and looking at the Suicide Girls book.
Athena is googling XML tags. She’s determined to get the underline to work. She’s flattered that Butch thinks she’s hot.
Butch is out on the hawg with Isabel. He’s using Tabitha as the throttle grip. Isabel holding onto Butch, Butch holding onto Tabitha and all of them on the hawg. The circle of life is complete. He’s thinking he should get his friend the waitress to make the dancer party a monthly event.
Dan didn’t enjoy his bike ride today. First, he got stung by a bee. Then 10 miles later, he feels uncharacteristically leg weary. He looks down and realizes his brake has been rubbing the back wheel the whole time. Shit – what a rookie thing to miss. He fixes that and finishes the ride. Back home, he has to find a picture of himself to send. He’s still kicking himself for falling into the Tara/Athena picture ambush. If Butch and the Capt send pics, Dan is worried that Tara will turn sinister and use PhotoShop to make the pics look like mug shots before she posts them on the blog.
Stephanie forces the Capt to splurge for a weekend getaway. The Capt now knows he has to spend till it hurts to buy Stephanie’s silence. They choose a fantasy camp where the Capt and Stephanie can wrestle on a bed of lasagna.
By a narrow margin, Terranova dodges the skunk label and is voted the RFG Hunk for 2010. There’s talk of an RFG Hunk swimsuit calendar as a follow-on to the book.
—
Haha…..I wonder if I ever get any of these guesses right. I’ll close with a lyric quote:
“Music holds the secret,
to know it can make you whole.
It’s not just a game of notes,
it’s the sound inside your soul.”
Dan
May 17th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
They got Miss USA Right,
I was watching (On and Off) and from the Begininng I was like Michigan is the HOTTEST Babe out of them all.
But Butch, Capt. Funn go Figure a Foreigner wins Miss USA (She is a immigrant from Lebanon)
I told you guys the Foreigners had the American Girls Beat
(with the exception of Tara the Hurricane Phoenix)
May 18th, 2010 at 3:19 am
Man, when the pretty women stop talking, everyone runs off to God knows where. I seem to be the one manning the ship right now. I wonder if the Capt is still washing lasagna out of his hair. Hopefully Butch got Tabitha unstuck from the hawgs throttle grip. T’Nova’s prepping for the hunk calendar photo shoot.
VIP for me tonight! What a lovely lady she is. If all goes well, there’ll be some whispering…some giggling…and maybe a Tara-toss on the agenda. The hamsters have it right….haha.
Dan
May 18th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
I know you how feel, I have been reading RG for a long time but have yet comment. I loved the old site and love that you brought it back. But I know the feeling you are feeling, that feeling of betrayal. While not the same situation, I experienced something VERY similar. It cost me my family, all because someone had so much hate for me and was jealous of my success they decided to tear me down because of a choice I had made. So I understand, and I will continue to check every few days in hopes that you feel better!
May 19th, 2010 at 8:05 am
The captain and Stephanie are back from a great vacation down in the Keys! I think I remember TG saying she had a Keys trip cancelled so I thought I needed to go down there to report back to the site.
Key West is simply fucking awesome!!! It was 85 every day with warm ocean water and sun galore. We did the jet ski thing out in the middle of the ocean rode a scooter around the island for several days. The main drag offers about a 100 cool bars and night clubs.
We visited two of the local strip clubs and they were ok. Also went to a drag queen show one night that was very entertaining. Some of the dudes were very hard to tell unless you looked for the adams apple. Just to be clear the captain didn’t tip any of the queens but Stephanie sure did???
Good food was everywhere and let me tell you we surely sampled many food groups and types. Found out that cold food items like smoothies and key lime pie is better to bring into the bedroom than hot items like butter for the crab legs and lobster.
Also visited a sex store which had many many excellent items for use in the keys and elsewhere. When we went thru airport security, Stephanies bag was re-scanned for some items she decided to bring back. I guess they hadn’t seen a suitcase with items like that in it!
Got back at 2am last night so I am sure I will have more details to report on……
Dan, hopefully your VIP went well and we are back to help keep RFG going……….
May 19th, 2010 at 8:09 am
T’Nova thanks for the new nickname…Captain Funn! BUt a freaking foreigner from Lebaanon winning miss usa is just wrong. She should just go be in miss lebabnon contest..oh wait they don’t have one. American girls are the best!
More from the Keys.. at the local clubs dances are only $20 a dance and you can touch for the $20!!! Yea keys! Most of the dancers were foreigners from Russia and Poland. With girls like that there was no need to “Tug one out in the keys” lmao
May 19th, 2010 at 8:39 am
Three in a row for Fudd. Please go back in time to the Karma post and read about how Karma saved Fudd and Stephanie in Miami!!!
May 19th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Hey guys,
Check this out…
http://mojo.channel955.com/pages/photos.html?feed=185661&article=7123180
TG
May 19th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Wow all of a sudden, everybody wakes up.
I agree with Terranova – Miss Lebanon is totally hot. I am 1/8 Lebanese if I trace my ancestry back far enough (Italian the rest). Tara’s link confirms the middle east women are totally hot!
Capt – man, there’s no keeping up with you. Key West sounds awesome! Good destination choice so you could report about the pleasures of the flesh down there. Key Lime Pie is my favorite. I would love having it served up on a pillow.
“Capt Funn” – hahahaha….I think that’s appropriate given the life you’ve been living lately.
And yes, VIP last night turned out to be incredible. Spent more money than I ever have in a single night at the club. And I’ll probably be doing it again tomorrow night. I wonder if I’m doing it wrong. Here’s a pop quiz – what’s the right answer to the following questions –
1) The manager asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
2) The manager asks, “Do you want to extend?”
Hint – the answer to both questions is “yes”.
Haha….I Tara-toss’d my favorite lady. It was awesome.
Dan
May 20th, 2010 at 7:06 am
WTF…I had a shit week llast week, all kinds of work bullshit and life just fucking with me. Isabel was out of town somewhere and all the stripper parties stopped. I see captain fudd said he had a good time but I must ask what were you doing at a drag queen show. Is Stephanie really a man and you guys really like dudes? Can’t say that butch has ever or will ever pay money to see some drag queens. I can just go down to “boys town” in the city to see as many queers/drag queers/transvestites as I want. But I don’t want.
Also why would you pick up a sea slug? You should have took it home and grilled it up for dinner. Sea slugs aren’t God there just slimy sea creatures.
I did see that Dan hooked up with his favorite lady which is great but sounds like the money spent is going up exponentially with each visit. You got to Tara toss her but hopefully all the cash you are spending is worth it to you. Is she still being vague with you about her intentions? Just be cool..
May 20th, 2010 at 9:35 am
Ya , Tara I saw those Pics of Miss USA,
Whats the big deal, a whole lot of Nothing
didnt the Contest for the 1st time have the girls take photos
in Lingerie ( a lot more revealing then the Pics of Miss USA on the Pole)
they should have the girls dance on the pole for part of their score
May 20th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Come on Capt Fudd you must at least admit she was the hottest babe
and what a cute face, she is the total package
May 20th, 2010 at 9:52 am
Dan, I saw your post about the Thrill of Dancing
I met a New Russian (Real Russian from Russia Proper) at the Stip Club,
she is Graduating College this year, she is a Exchange Student Living in Brooklyn
…I get the Impression that she comes from a Wealthy (at Least Somewhat) Family sinve her College is paid for
…. I asked how is Stripping in Russia Different from Stripping in the USA …
I would NEVER strip in Back In Russia , I would not want anyone I know to find out I am doing this kind of Job
My family thinks I work at XYZ Retail Establishment
I love where I live in Russia and I am going back in … when I finish my school, I am not one of those girls looking to leave Russia
I am doing this Job for Fun, Money and it is a Great Way to meet People (Co Workers and Guys)
She gave me her # (after some work – I dont give out my #) and we talked about going surfing during the summer – she surfs
FYI – she told me she works for a agency , and that her and two other Girls came on a bus to the club
… so she tells me about the $60 house fee and $20 tip to the DJ …. I told her I knew about this already
, but in addition since she takes the bus from …. (One of the Five Boroughs) in NYC
so she had to pay an additional $60 for the Bus
I was like wow so your 1st $140 only breaks you even … it was a slow night
so after my $65 I was like good luck making some money
she was like the job is Fun … some nights are better then others…
and told me about 3 other clubs she worked at.
May 20th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Terranova – I agree with you about Miss USA. All the contestants were beautiful though so it’s hard to pick just one. I’m not sure which comment you’re referring to when you say “The Thrill of Dancing” – maybe when I said I was dancing like Snoopy?
Butch – ya, everyone gets a turn being screwed by life. It sucks when it’s happening to you though. Was wondering where you went off to but glad you’re hanging in there. Pretty soon life will get tired of screwing you and move onto Capt Fudd. Life will fist him with that sea slug.
Yeah, it was great seeing my favorite lady and yes, I spent more than I ever have at the club the other night. Was it worth it? Yes. Do I like dropping that kind of money in one night? No. It was nice to see her cause she hasn’t been back here for more than two months.
Yes, I got the real story about her situation. I can’t say too much here but when we’d talk on the phone, I was hesitant to press if she was vague. Having face time let me get the real story. The relationship between us is not a “relationship of equals” so she doesn’t owe me any explanations. Because of the age difference, I wouldn’t date her nor have I tried to sleep with her (but part of me fantasizes about that – what can I say; I’m a guy and I’m not dead). Terranova and Capt Fudd don’t seem to have the same hang-ups about the age difference. As for her intentions, she told me what her next steps are going to be. Knowing that means I can be there for her if I can help in any way. She’s not a lover but I’ll always think of her as more than a friend. And I would like to stay in touch as friends. Remember she moved away so, aside from her occasional visits, we only talk by phone or email. I have no illusions about anything romantic in our future.
Now, if she showed up at my door and demanded I make love to her, what would I do? Well, Mr. Helmet-head would certainly be screaming his opinion but I’ve been down this road before, with mixed results. Talking is required and I’d choose being friends over a roll in the hay if I didn’t get the right answers during the talk.
She’s going to work again one more time before leaving. And I’ll be there. It was supposed to be tonight but she decided not to work tonight. I’m waiting to hear from her. I suggested Sunday cause VIP is half price. Do I want to drop the green I dropped the other night? No. Will I go see her again? Yes. I live well below my means but spending that kind of money means I’m not going to see Key West like the good Capt anytime soon.
Haha…more to say but I hear the music jingle from the ice cream truck that comes down my street so I gotta run. I’m always the tallest one in line
Dan
May 21st, 2010 at 7:22 am
No Dan it wasnt hard to pick one,
There was something about Michigan
that stood out and set her apart at least from the Beginning for Me
I’ve always been a “sucker” for jet black hair
I was thinking she’s too hot to win, the judges want a girl with less sex appeal
In the end I was glad to she won –
She was above the rest – at least in terms of looks in Terranova’s opinion
Dan and I do have standards when it comes to age – No Girl under 24
or is it 22.
May 21st, 2010 at 8:12 am
I looked at the link for Miss Usa winner. What are you guys looking at? If she is the one in red shorts I have seen better at the local strip club. Looks like she needs an armpit shave. OhOh arm pits have been discussed before.
To me she looks like she needs one of those towels they wear over their faces over there. Actually I have a friend who is 100% Lebanese and he has a sister who is way hotter than the one who won the contest. She must have been sleeping with the judges.
Dan, I run out for the ice cream truck also! lol Maybe bring your favorite lady an ice cream cone.
May 21st, 2010 at 2:43 pm
“Dan and I do have standards when it comes to age – No Girl under 24 or is it 22.”
T’Nova – I hope you’re joking. The lady I met about a month ago (the halibut) was 10 years younger than me and I don’t know whether I was comfortable with that. I’ve always preferred older women. When I was 20, I was engaged to a 24 year old (we broke up before getting married). I don’t think I’ve been with a woman more than 5 years younger than me.
The problem with that is this – the women older than me now often look it. And the 25-30 year olds look incredibly attractive. They always did and they always will. What’s a guy to do?
Butch – that’s really a poor picture of her. You have to see the picture where she’s being crowned. Thanks for not making fun of me for running after the ice cream truck. Ice cream for my favorite lady – that’s great! I’ll have to try that. I do have one problem I haven’t figured out how to deal with. The little neighborhood hooligans think I’m one of the parents and not there for ice cream so they cut in front of me. I have to tell them, “hey guys, I’m in line too – no cutting in”.
Ice cream & VIP makes me think of something that happened the other night. I’ve mentioned it’s hard to buy a gift for a lady when you haven’t seen her wear regular clothes. I told my favorite lady this a time or two when I was trying to pry gift ideas from her. The only times I’ve seen her in regular clothes are in the pictures she’s given me. When we talked about pictures, I told her I did not want pictures of her in her dance costume. Well, a funny thing happened on the way to VIP the other night. We arranged to meet on the floor at 8 but she was about 10 minutes late. I was standing by the bar looking for her and she came over in street clothes! She’d just gotten to the club and came over to tell me to give her 10 minutes to change. Even in street clothes, she is HOT.
So one of the things I joked with her about in VIP was that one day I wanted to VIP with her when she was wearing regular clothes. Am I a degenerate or what?
Lyric quotes:
“I raise a toast to all of us
who are breaking our backs everyday.
If wanting the good life is such a crime,
Lord then put me away.
Here’s to ya!”
And one more that Capt Fudd better get if he wants to keep the title of Music Monster –
“You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun.
I’m a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin’ son-of-a-gun”.
Happy weekend to all and to all…a good night!
Dan
May 21st, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Dan, 3 dog night “Joy to the World”. And tell them little neighborhood punks to wait in line or you will tea bag them. And I agree that I would rather see a women in regular clothes because then you know if they are really hot. Most any girl half naked is hot so seeing them in regular clothes is you best bet.
Plus in jeans you can get a better grip for “Tara tossing” them!!
Ya let’s all have a great weekend. Stephanie and I are trying something new this weekend and she better not taddle because it is degenerate!
May 21st, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Dan
Lyric quotes:
Poison: “Nothing but a Good Time”
Three Dog Night: “Joy to the world” (Jermiah was a bull frog.)
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:31 am
Oh darn… there goes any hope for me.. a silly little 19 year old. ;(
May 22nd, 2010 at 11:50 am
Oh man Miss USA is one hottttttttttttttayyyyyyyyy. Then again,i have a natural love for the dark hair dark eye exotic beauties.. sort of like muah.
The link above, her defense was:
“I was at an event that promoted inner beauty with all women, and the pole dancing contest just was a fun way for all of us to express our beauty.. i was so silly and did a horrible job, but it was so much fun.”
I can understand how much fun it could be. The first time I got on the pole, it took so much in me not to have my big ass smile attached to my face the entire time.. i just had so much FUN.
So here’s a fun and interesting question..
Do any of the dancers here remember the first song they danced too?? (*Okay Guys, I guess you can answer too!
Mine was: “Poison” by Alice Cooper !! lol
May 22nd, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Capt – we’re talking about kids so tea bagging is out. But I don’t think a 6 year old is too young to learn what a good wedgie feels like. The little hooligans…they swarm like gnats. We’ll save a tea bag or two for the snitch. I think the club should make the Tara-toss a weekly contest. They put a big inflatable cushion on stage and the guy that can shot-put a dancer the farthest gets comp’d free drinks. I’m gonna put that in the suggestion box next time I’m there.
C – You said you weren’t that good with music. Damn, you’re getting more right than the Capt! I really like Poison. Not long ago, I went with friends to see a bar band that did mostly 80’s cover songs. They did “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”, “Something To Believe In” and “Nothing But A Good Time” (Poison songs). I met a lady that night – I’ve been referring to her as “the halibut” – but it didn’t work out for us. I think I did a lyric quote from “Something To Believe In” before. I’ll do it again at the end of this comment. Bret Michaels was the lead singer for Poison. He’s been in the news recently but unfortunately for some health-related problems he’s going through.
Athena – You can still play! You might not know some of the lyrics I quote but you probably know a lot of good lyrics from the past 10 years or so. Just pick some lyric you think is beautiful or relevant (to the blog or life) and put it at the end of your comment. You did great with that Toby Keith lyric quote.
Ok, I think I did this lyric quote before but I’m doing it again for C. It’s from the Poison song “Something To Believe In”.
“I drive by the homeless sleeping on a cold dark street
like bodies in an open grave.
Underneath the broken old neon sign
that used to read JESUS SAVES.
A mile away live the rich folks
and I see how they’re living it up.
While the poor they eat from hand to mouth
the rich drink from a golden cup.
And it just makes me wonder
why so many lose, and so few win”
—
All of us hear lyrics that touch something inside us. Every time I hear the lyric verse I quoted above, I’m reminded how fortunate I am. I have it so much better than most of the people on this planet. Realizing that actually makes me sad.
Still, I don’t have life on a silver platter. I’m not the handsome devil that T’Nova is although he’s got nothing on me from the neck down
(Guys – please don’t start calling me gay. The T’Nova reference was just a joke!)
Dan
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:44 am
Athena,
My first night, I got to the club really late and the DJ apparently only used CDs the dancers brought in. Because most of the girls left and I had no idea I had to bring in a CD, I was stuck with whatever songs the remaining girls had. Turns out, it was all country! I ended up finding “These Boots Were Made For Walking” by Jessica Simpson and I did my thing to that. It was perfect because I did wear boots that night and that beat is pretty sexy. However, “Poison” is WAY MORE BAD ASS. Take care.
TG
May 23rd, 2010 at 2:46 pm
“Okay Guys, I guess you can answer too!”
Well, I’ve never been a paid performer in a club so I got to dance well before I hit legal age. I was real little but my Mom has a video from a birthday party – a bunch of little rug-rats dancing to the Jackson 5 song “ABC”.
Haha…be cool if I could post that video and have you guys guess which little rug-rat is me. One of these days I’ve gotta collect enough stuff to start a myface page.
Dan
May 24th, 2010 at 6:17 am
I finally saw SPUN,
and its gets 4 Tugs for the Jonhn Leguizamo Tugging Scene,
Mickey Rourke was also really good in the Movie
The movie must have been set in the “sticks” of Mississippi
The people smeed backwards
and the stip club was a complete dump / hole
FYI – John Leguizamo has a Great Stand Up Routine for those who never saw it.
May 25th, 2010 at 3:28 am
Everyone’s off doing something else I guess. The Capt said he and Stephanie were doing some new degenerate thing. Maybe he got bagged and tagged. Maybe he’s in the slammer trying to arrange bail. Calling places with names like “Bail Boyz”
Old habits die hard…..2 hours of VIP last week. One of those hours was half price at least. Guess who can’t afford to go out for a while? What can I say? I’m a fool for that honey. Ha – that’s a take-off on an old song title.
Tuesday morning and I’m sitting here like a sea slug sipping my coffee. A sea slug who won’t be able to afford new underwear any time soon. Good thing I stocked up a few weeks ago.
No lyric quote this morning but I saw a quote last night that I liked:
“There is nothing as strong as gentleness
and there is nothing as gentle as real strength.”
Well…gotta get ready for another corporate gut punch. I guess it’s not how many times you fall down, it’s how many times you get back up that counts. That’s probably a quote from somewhere. I just don’t remember where I heard it.
Dan
May 25th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Im a fool for the city by Foghat. One one is taking my music crown!!
Two hours of VIP, got you fill and now just turn your underwear inside out to get an extra day!!
How did I know that the tugging scene in Spun would be T’Nova’s favorite part?
Stephanie and I were doing some degenerates things this past weekend and I am still recouperating. I will fill ya’ll in when I get my strength back.
I would pay to see lil Dan and his afro spooking around and dancing like Michael Jackson..Priceless.
May 25th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
See I told you I was still under the effects of Sunday…Hit send by accident and it wasn’t a cat. It should read above that no one is getting my music crown.
I got Foghat and the second lyric sounds like a music I refuse to listen too….
Also Captain Fudd got his tongue pierced, kind of, it was not by a trained professional by by Fudd himself. We were eating and playing with some deep dish pizza and I bit a fucking hole thru my tongue somehow. It was bleeding all over the place, didn’t know tongues bled so much! lol . I will explain in full details later…
May 26th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Why has the music stopped?
Where did all the happy people go?
I know you were there.
Songs everywhere.
Only a moment ago.
All I see is my last comment right above this one. Warriors come out to play! Are you guys in there?
Rode with my boss today to a customer site. He’s always whining about one thing or another. Then he gets pulled over and gets a speeding ticket. I’m sitting there in the passenger seat trying not to laugh. Made my day.
I guess the answer to my first question at the top is that Tara is buried with the move and vacation. We may not get another blog entry until she’s settled into her new crib. The movers will need to pop the glass off the bay window and use a sky-crane to lift the Tupperware container into the new digs. Then she’s gotta unpack. The cat probably won’t lift a paw to help. It might be a couple of weeks before we get more Tara-text. Maybe she’ll write a blog from the Italian Riviera. I’ve got my popcorn and Skyy vodka so I’m ready for when the curtain rises again.
This is like when the season ends on a favorite TV show. They always leave you with some cliff-hangers that make you want the next season to start right away.
The plot cliff-hangers here are almost too many to list.
1) Who is the snitch and how do we smoke him out?
What sort of degenerate thing is the Capt dreaming up?
2) When are we gonna have the bag party?
3) When will the book be released?
4) Will Dan get plastic surgery and a body wax to put him in Terranova’s babe magnet category?
5) Will it be enough for Dan to appear in the 2010 RFG Hunk calendar?
6) Will Butch get Isabel to post?
7) Has he posted bail from his last outing?
9) Has he posted bail from his last outing?
10) Will Stephanie climb the pole again?
11) Will Terranova be caught tugging onto his bosses curtains and be fired?
12) Will Athena tamper with perfection and go for the boob job?
These stories and more when RFG continues.
Lyric quote:
“I’ve lost my mind
and what I find
is all the pressure
gets left behind.”
Dan
May 26th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
That’s weird. Some kind of emoticon appeared in my last post instead of the number 8. I guess I need to sign up for Athena’s xml class.
Terranova – is 4 tugs tops on your movie rating scale?
With things kind of slow, I think I’ll borrow the alphabet and mention some of my favorite Tara blogs and some of the ones that pushed my buttons.
First, the ones that pushed my buttons (apologies to the long time readers for rehashing).
The first time I went to this sort of gentlemens club was Labor Day weekend 2009. A friend dragged a few of us there and I went reluctantly. I read the old blog for a while before I commented. Finally, I commented when Tara wrote a blog entry called (something like) “The Case of the Huge Ego”. The difference between me and the customers she talked about is that I never tried to date a dancer. But I was that guy – not movie star handsome but with money and maybe a little bit of personality. My first comment on the old RFG site was in response to “The Case of the Huge Ego”. I said that I was going to the club to enjoy a fantasy and that I wasn’t looking to date the dancers. True then and true now. But a grey area popped up for me when I became fond of the dancer I became a regular with, which leads me to a second blog entry (on the new RFG) that sort of stung me –
Juggling Regulars – maybe a comment about how my favorite lady (dancer) got caught in the middle when more than one regular showed up at the same time was part of the inspiration for this blog entry. But “Juggling Regulars” ripped the rose colored glasses off my face about how dancers view customers. And then there was a comment from a dancer who said she didn’t want to see any customers outside the club. Double sting. Made me wonder if my favorite lady (dancer) really enjoyed my company as much as I wanted to think she did.
That story has (somewhat of a) happy ending I think. She moved away and we stay in touch. She doesnt’ come back often enough – twice in 6 months – to justify our phone and email contact as though she’s maintaining it just so I’ll go back to see her when she visits.
Now for my favorite Tara blogs –
From the old RFG, I remember a few. The stories about the close calls with Tara’s family. There were a few of these – Nina, the call when she found out her brother was dating Nina and probably one or two more that I can’t remember right now. The stories about bouncers. The blog about her New Years resolutions – at least one of which she’s already met – finishing her novel. There was a blog entry I liked about how Tara slipped out of her house late at night to go to see one of her first clubs. Then there was a blog entry or two about her favorite regulars. And of course, the blog about changing her dancer name to Phoenix ranks near the top.
I didn’t get to read all the old blog entries cause I didn’t start reading until Nov 2009. I can’t wait for the book.
And lastly, from the reincarnated RFG (Version 2.0), I have to say my favorite so far has been the very first blog entry where Tara had the courage to invite her parents to the blog and give the email snitch a formal FUCK YOU.
Talk about the Phoenix rising from the ashes. I don’t think I’ve seen ‘rise from the ashes’ done any better. The Phoenix is plugged into the recharging cradle right now. Think about what’s going to come when she’s topped up.
So email snitch – how does this fucking make you feel? You couldn’t stop her then and you can’t stop her now. We haven’t fogotten about you and it isn’t going to be pretty when we catch up to you.
As for the rest of the regular gang – I will watch for new comments and I hope you’ll chime in once in a while until the Phoenix gets her mojo back. She may need a few weeks given the move and all but if you all want to tell some stories, I’ll be reading. And hopefully, I’ll have a story or two to tell over the coming weeks.
Dan
May 27th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Capt –
I didn’t see your posts when I commented. I knew you’d get “Fool For The City” by Foghat. The other lyric is a quote from a Poison song. You should listen to them sometime. I’m somewhat schizo with my music tastes. Besides classic rock (which will always be my favorite), I like like some 80’s ‘hair band’ music – Poison and Guns & Roses are two favorites from that era. I’ve also got some newer songs on my iPod.
Ya, with things kind of slow, tell us what degenerate things you and Stephanie have been up to. I’m also wondering what Butch & T’Nova are up to.
I’m also not surprised that the tugging scene in Spun was T’Nova’s favorite – but the thing is, the tugging never really started. The dude got interrupted by a phone call. So it’s really a “pre-tugging” scene but it’s hilarious to watch. Rent the movie if you get a chance. You might also like Disturbia – lots of binocular scenes.
I bit my tongue once and was surprised how much it bled. Same for a scalp wound – it bleeds like there’s no tomorrow. Scares the hell out of you cause the blood just pours out.
Two hours of VIP, plus incidental spending, put a real dent in the wallet. Don’t even wanna tell you what it cost. My social life is gonna be non-existent for a couple of weeks. If I spend at the club, I can’t spend going out with friends. But she’s so warm and soft…and probably pink inside – just like I like my steaks
“lil Dan and his afro spooking around and dancing like Michael Jackson..Priceless.”
Ha! I did send Tara a pic from less than a year ago ago but I’m wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap. I should have sent my college id photo when I had a big afro. That was the style then. But that pic is too old. I asked Tara not to put my pic up unless you and Butch send photos so maybe I’m safe.
Besides, it’s almost the end of the month. I would think Tara has to vacate her apartment before the end of the month so she doesn’t pay rent for June. So she’s probably busy the next couple of weeks. And she’s going on vacation also. I don’t think we’ll get a new blog entry for some time.
So I hope you guys feel chatty. RFG is gonna be a good chunk of my social life the next few weeks.
Lyric quote:
“You’re my blue sky,
you’re my sunny day.
Lord, it makes me high
when you turn your love my way.”
Dan
May 28th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Dan, where is your weekend roundup?
We know TG is in traveling and moving mode
T’Nova is watching spun again to see what he can learn from the tugging scene
Butch is prob punching some dumb little drunk
Capt Fudd and Stephanie are probably doing some degenerate stuff this fine memorial day weekend
And Dan, is riding his bike and eating ice cream from the truck if the neighborhood thugs don’t cut in line?
May 30th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Tara hasn’t had a chance to moderate for a few days. I don’t know if other’s have posted since my last comment. Tomorrow is Memorial Day. I was down near DC today and saw something amazing. It was called Rolling Thunder. Veterans riding motorcycles came from all across the US and gathered near the Mall in Washington DC where the memorial monuments are for all the men and women who’ve given their lives for this country.
I am proud those veterans took time to honor the fallen. I read something recently that is so true. I’ll repeat it here but I’m going from memory so it may not quite be right:
It is the veteran, not the preacher than gave us freedom of religion.
It is the veteran, not the journalist who gave us freedom of press.
It is the veteran, not the poet who gave us freedom of speech.
It is the veteran, not the lawyer who gave us the right to a fair trial.
It is the veteran, not the politician who gave us the right to vote.
Too many times, we look at these national holidays as just another day off of work. What I saw today reminded me that some veterans gave up all their tomorrows so we could have ours. And sometimes we all need a reminder like this to be grateful for all we’ve been given.
Today’s color alert is read, white and blue.
Dan
June 1st, 2010 at 10:03 am
Wow, you guys are hilarious.
Well, I have been keeping tabs of topics Tara can write about, things I would like to know more about considering I am a newbie. I figured it might be a bit easier getting feedback from an actual beginner dancer. I also figured it might help your book out as well.
So I’ve come up with these:
-Dancer Make Up Tips– how much is too much? what really looks good under the black lights? etc.
-The Dancer’s Bag– the necessities such as CLEANSING WIPES! lol I can’t tell you how many patrons in the club look at me weirdly when i wipe down the pole before doing my thing. haha
- The dangers involved in dancing– stalking, esp when first leaving the club at night, etc.
-Good Stripper Names and Stupid Ones.. (No such thing as bad ones, just stupid ones. haha)
-Stripper Book reviews like Candy Girl or JJ’s book.
- What about private party agencies?? The pros and cons of dancing with them? Why don’t you? I’ve considered it but am unsure because I don’t know much about it. And I am not too sure I like the touching rules– there being none! lol
-How to successfully get out of dancing? –This one is really tough and I am really interested in knowing different dancer’s opinions on it. I had contemplated dancing for almost six months before going in for the kill this year. I was really scared because I have seen and heard so many stories about girls who “never get out” like it’s a different world that sucks you in. And in most cases it is, but I am similar to Tara in the sense that I don’t do drugs or drink, or any of the stereotypes most dancers have. So am I in the safe zone? Or will I get ’sucked in’ too before realizing it? How do you know?
I get about four douchebags a week who come up to me and after paying for a dance say, “How does it feel to sell your self-respect for $50?” I always respond with “They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them” a Ghandi quote I have known, but how else can I respond to where they are put in their place that doesn’t involve their neck/dick (depending on how high i feel like lifting my leg that day) between my heel and platform??
Toodles! x0x
June 1st, 2010 at 10:10 am
LOL Dan, yeah the number eight and a closing parenthesis makes a “cool” sunglasses smiley emoticon. i loveee using emoticons so have all the codes down. Oddly enough I learned them just by experimenting with the numbers.
:-X :X :-* :* kiss
<3 <3 >(needle dick) or «===8 (thicker one hahaha) Too bad those codes aren’t ACTUAL codes that will give you the actual thing, but they are still hilarious!
Okayyyyyyyyy. let’s see how many of those worked. hehe
June 2nd, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Athena,
For the guys who say “How does it feel to sell your self-respect for $50?”…respond by saying ” It feels good…and for most guys, I sell it at $5-10 an inch but for you, apparently it’s $25 an inch.”
…or ask him to take the chapstick container out of his pants next time he gets a lap dance.
Sorry you had to deal with a loser.
June 2nd, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Tara’s back!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know whether she’s posting from Italy or from her new digs.
Capt – I held off on my weekend updates cause Tara’s been “in cognetio”. I’ll pick up soon.
Athena – yeah, the emoticon stuff still has me puzzled. My favorite lady taught me some emoticons – :>: means “sillly ass”.
As far as dancing goes, I can tell you what my favorite ladies been through – she tried a regular job but didn’t make as much as dancing. She’s going back to school cause she wants to quit dancing. A smart move if she really wants to quit dancing. Dancing is not something you can do long term. Sure, the monies good and that sucks but you you have to think about what you want to do 10 years from now.
I’ve wondered why dancers don’t work like crazy to put enough away to “retire” when they hit their 30’s. I guess the allure of free time and working when you feel like is attractive. I can certainly understand that. What the hell – you only get to live your 20’s once. Why not do it like you want?
Lyric quote:
“They paved paradise
and put up a parking lot”
Dan
June 3rd, 2010 at 7:43 am
A new movie to check out – Its well worth watching
Deception
A movie where an Accountant – CPA Audit Manager
gets into a High End NYC sex club where NYC’s power elite calleach other from “The List”
to have one sexual encounters,
there are rules like exchanging names, no conversation – its just for sex and for the people to remain
ananymous
of couse he is Deceived by his new male friend who introduced him to the list and let him into the club.
More movies like this and CPA’s would get rid of their (our) boring reputation.
How come no one ever let Terranova in on the List – I guess its only in movies – the good stuff.
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:43 am
Allman Brothers Blue Sky, with Dicky Betts singing. Too easy since ABB is one of my all time favorite bands. I had a friend back in the day have that song played in the church for his wedding.
Ya kind of quiet lately, Stephanie and I had some degenerate activities I will post about later.
June 3rd, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I thought I commented but now I don’t see it. Spooky stuff happens sometimes. Maybe my comment is still there and I just don’t see it.
Athena – douchebags is right. Your comeback is perfect. Here’s another one – “I sold what you just bought – how does it feel having to buy self-respect? I’m $50 richer and I have everything I came in with.”
How to successfully get out of dancing? Good question. My favorite lady is going through this right now. She tried a regular job and went back to dancing cause the regular job didn’t pay enough. She’s now thinking of going back to school – a smart move. You’re a smart lady – pick something that interests you and go back to school. Like Tara, it would be great to have a degree to fall back on. One day you’ll be glad you did. The tough part is that going back to school will seem like hard work. You’ll put in hours and at times you may think “screw it – why am I doing this when I can dance?”. The thing is, one day the dancers will all be younger than you and without a degree – you’ll have few options. I know at 19, thinking about when you’re 40 seems like it’s forever away. But it’s not. The time flies. Everyone hears this from older people but no one ever appreciates it until it happens to them.
Look at it this way – one day you’ll be 40. On that day, you’ll look back and realize one of two things – either you prepared for the day you stopped dancing or you didn’t. Which do you want it to be?
Who knows? Maybe one day you’ll be teaching an XML class and you’ll have an older student still trying to figure out the emoticons
Lyric quote:
“I’ve looked at life from both sides now,
from win and lose and still somehow,
it’s lifes illusions I recall.
I really don’t know life at all.”
Dan
June 3rd, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Ok, of course now I see my prior quote I didn’t see a little while ago. Spooky stuff happens sometimes. I think the internet is haunted.
Dan
June 4th, 2010 at 7:11 am
Song lyrics for the day:
I’ve been run down
I’ve been lied to
And I don’t know why … I let that mean woman make me a fool
She took all my money … wrecked my new car
Now she’s with one of my good time buddies … they’re drinkin’ in some cross town bar
My friends tell me … that I’ve been such a fool
And I have to stand by and take it baby … all for lovin’ you
I drown myself in sorrow … as I look at what you’ve done
But nothin’ seems to change … the bad times stay the same … and I can’t run
June 4th, 2010 at 8:11 am
Dan, just don’t cash in any investments for this girl. Spending disposable cash is fine because you have to spend it on soemthing anyway so if she make you happy go for it.
Was I dreaming or did Atena call Dan a needle dick in code?? hahahaha All this computer shit gives me a headache but I guess it’s good to know.
Athena tell the needle dicks who ask you stupid questions, “don’t ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies” If they ask again tell them the truth which is “How do you needle dicks feel about giving me $50 for virtually nothing” Thank them for their money and tell them to stop back soon.
Dan, I have a good comment under Spun so don’t miss it!
June 5th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Capt – That’s a Gregg Allman song. I think it’s called Whipping Boy or maybe Whipping Post. I’ll have to google.
Butch – no, not cashing in any investments. Spending money that shoulda/woulda/coulda gone into savings though so I’m making up for it by not going out as much. Haven’t gone out a lot since VIP but some friends have their boat docked down in the Baltimore harbor (it’s called the Inner Harbor) this weekend. One of the nicer areas around the city. So I’m going to hang with them tonight. Have a few Skyy’s and look at the city lights from the water. A few blocks north of there is my club so I’ll raise a toast to the hamsters.
Needle dick? She snuck that in there, didn’t she? That’s cold, Athena….
I lol’d at the chapstick comment. What a great line. Good to see you’re still reading, Patrick.
Terranova – yeah, I work at a job that carries a boring reputation too. Maybe we should start a blog and smash the stereotype? What a great idea. Wish we thought of it first.
Butch – yeah, I’ll check the comments under ‘Spun’ but it’ll have to wait till tomorrow.
Dan
June 7th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Question to anybody out there:
Do Strippers go to “Stripper School”
Do you guys get these comments:
Went back to y regular stip club,
and got another “You are So Good Looking” Yada Yada Yada
Terranova – I enjoyed watching you give that guy a lap dance – Ilike to watch
then I go get a dance on one of the Chairs (The couch was packed – I never saw so may dancers dancing at once – the club was packed)
and another “I want to suck your cock”
this was a from a Smoking Hot Ukrainiane Female
I was fine with the dance and was planning on Going back tuesday night for a VIP with this Girl
$220 + $40 in Tips for a 1/2
But after the I want to suck your cock I am now going back to find out if it was just part of
The Strip Club Fantasy
(I have had two other Girls give me the same line but I was not attracted to them)
or she really wants to suck my cock (SMC) -
If yes then there is no reason for me to spend money on the VIP – I will be happy as to Qopte
“Jonny Drama” from Entourage – Im not paying for sex – I am paying her rent –
I would be happy to pay her rent if needed
and If no then there is no reason for me to take a liar to the VIP and Spend money on such a Girl
(This would not even have crossed my mind but since I had success with Bianca, in the back of my mind because of that expenience I think maybe , just maybe I have a shot)
If she does not want to SMC then I will not take her to the VIP but I will take another Girl
who never said any such thing to me but who I find attractive who is also working that night
June 8th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Dan, close but the song Whippin Post is an Alman Brothers song. Gregg does sing on it but it was recorded back when “Sky Dog” Duanne Allman was still alive. One of the greatest all time songs EVER!!
Out on the boat, nice. You should take a couple hamsters out with you. If they don’t put out then you can dump them in the water!
June 9th, 2010 at 6:27 am
OK went and took the new Girl to the VIP,
she was a little mad that the Manager did not come to say times up – I paid for a 1/2 and we stayed for about 50 Minutes – I told her I was out of Money then said (1/2 Joking I thout you liked me so the extra time should not matter – then gave her a extra $30 – she wanted $60)
She liked my Polyester Atheltic Pants – I told her my other friend once told me “These kind of Pants are the best for this kind of Club.”
Then there was a lot of Dirty talk – and she slips her hand under my pants… just massages does not “Tug It”… It was all good
I blow on her breasts and she gets “goose bumps” I told her – tell me when to stop you are driving me crazy – she says dont stop I like it
then for the 1st time ever in a club like this (I am sorry Tara but she was enjoying it) I start to suck her breasts – do you want me to stop – she says no – Terranova itst this against the rules
she tells me yes then says but dont stop I am enjoying it then says and rub my ass also …
I usually don’t get cuctomers like you (Im thinking to myself she probably tells every guy the same)
She lives with her Grandparents (so she has no rent, Terranova jokes with her, that will be a great deal for me to pay your rent since you pay $0). I gave her my phone #.
Her Grandparents know she is a stripper and they are ok with that, in fact she told me her 5 female cousins also Dance – Strip.
Then I find out she is divorced with Three kids and is divorced since 2005 -
She has had 6 “Partners” since 2005 – Terranova has only had 2.
But 3 kids and that takes away the fantasy.
Also leaving I see 4 smoking hot Girls in the same area
(the last time on a tuesday was “slim pickings” – and Im thinking maybe I should have went for one of those Females)
June 10th, 2010 at 3:43 am
Capt –
“Dan, close but the song Whippin Post”
Yeah, I was going from memory. After my comment, I googled and found exactly what you said – it was an Allman Brothers song. The boat evening was nice. We left the boat to go eat dinner and then went back and enjoyed a great view of the harbor and city lights for the rest of the evening while drinking and talking till almost 3 in the morning. This is VERY late for me to stay up so I slept on the boat rather than drive home. The next day I went with other friends to the baseball game. It was a nice weekend. Would have been better with a hamster though, especially the fall asleep part.
Terranova -
I guess your club doesn’t have video monitoring. Two visits so you spent a bit of money. My last two visits took a big chunk out of my wallet. I did that a few times – lightly blow on my favorite ladies breasts while we lie close together – and got the same reaction, “ok, that’s driving me crazy”. Haha… She was also sensitive on the inside of her forearm (I don’t know if all women are) so I’d lightly stroke there while I was talking to her. I secretly hoped that I was getting her aroused by the time we left VIP. What can I say? I’m a degenerate. What’s fair is fair though. The hamsters try to get the guy aroused. Why can’t guys play the same game? Guys even have it easier in some respects – there are a lot of places on a woman’s body besides the breasts/vag areas that you can lightly touch to arouse her.
As for the other stuff – don’t you wonder how many other guys had their mouths on her breasts (if she let you do that, she probably lets others do it). So you may have been (essentially) swapping spit with other guys. I hope you have some pretty strong mouthwash.
“the last time on a tuesday was “slim pickings””
Tuesdays are busy at my club cause it’s “Two For Tuesday” drink wise. Two drinks for the price of one.
Dan
June 10th, 2010 at 10:37 am
Lyrics – Freestyle Artist – Rockell
In a dream my love
You will find my heart
OOOOO, what an angel
You liked to be
You’d take me to heaven
Never leave never go away
Please stay with me tonight
I need you with me
Can’t believe that
This is all in a dream
I’m gonna wait to be
With you my love
I’ll always love you
And want you more
I can’t go on without your love
More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rockell/#share
June 10th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Check out the Video and you guys will get a sense of Freestyle Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0gU9QPJPPg
June 11th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Dan I actually went also Wednesday to the Club,
my #1 was back working (saying she needed extra money the Nany Job was going OK, but she is back one – two nights a week)
I told her I was mad becuase I spent all my money last night and was only having one beer and leaving, ( I thought you were not working here any more)
she knows how to get me, she said thats ok and we talked for some 10 minutes then
I told her I was leaving – well give me a big hug before you leave and then says also a kiss and gives me a kiss on the lips (Closed mouth this time)
Now all I can think about is this Female – I spend no money on her but she is so nice even so
I tell her before I leave I happy you never called because the guys on the blog thought I was crazy that I would have cashed in some $11,000 – $22,000 in Investments to pay for your College if you were my GirlFreind
You see I like you I rather pay for your 1st year of College then take you upstairs and spend $240 – $260 for 1/2 hour.
June 11th, 2010 at 10:37 am
OK talking about Dancers Dating Customers here’s a story of one who Married her Customer
He was one of the world’s greatest salesmen whose entire life was turned upside down by his infatuation for a stripper.”
Starr is accused of taking money from clients to shift to himself and other clients—to the tune of $30 million. The “insider” says that Starr’s transformed from accountant with a bad haircut and glasses to a “bubbly and hip” guy when he started “handling the money of famous old family estates, such as the Mellon family” and when he met Scores stripper and single mom Passage.
The ex-stripper wife of accused Ponzi schemer Kenneth Starr might want to keep her G-string handy: The feds won’t unfreeze any of the couple’s funds.
And the case against the celebrity accountant is getting bigger. An indictment filed Thursday added four new victims and doubled the dollar amount of the fraud.
Court papers say prosecutors are also going after bank accounts, property and businesses owned by Starr and his wife, Diane Passage – and her company, Poledance Superstar.
Passage was a dancer at Scores when she met Starr, then married to his ailing second wife.
The Securities and Exchange Commission is refusing to let her touch any of their assets – and high-powered lawyer Abbe Lowell called that “heartless” yesterday.
Starr, 66, was busted May 27 and accused of stealing $30 million from clients.
June 11th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Also Dan / Tara
the new Girl gave me I really like you
when I stated you tell all the Guys that
she told me – where do you think I met my Ex Husband, and my last boyfriend – at work
so if I like you i will date you and even have sex with you
Funny thing is since I saw my #1 Wednesday Night I don’t even want to date this Female
even if she wanted too
I’m thinking about my #1 and what can I get her to do to date me.
June 11th, 2010 at 10:45 am
Tara what did you think of the music video,
is this anything you can dance too, if you liked it click on Lil Suzy ,
then you will see more links – TKA – check out some of TKA – Louder then Love, Maria, Scars of Love
This is the Tyoe of music I would tip the DJ to Play when I was involved with Bianca and she was going on the Stage (Since I was tipping the DJ for her $40 – I was picking the music).
June 12th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Sorry we haven’t posted for a little while now but we have been busy doing all kind of degenerate things. Dan sleeping on the boat, sounds like a good time and you didn’t even need any hampsters to have fun.
And you are right, if a girl at a club let’s you suck on her breasts she is prob letting most guys do that so in essence you are swapping spit with other guys. Why would you think you are the only one she is letting do that. UGH
Stephanie tried dancing again last week but I will let her post when she is up to it, the Captain has been keeping her busy. She is cleaning up the food mess from the last couple of times.
Here are my answers to the questions:
1) Who is the snitch and how do we smoke him out? I think I know who it is…
2) When are we gonna have the bag party? Bag party for 4th of July celebration-We can stick a M-80 up his ass!
3) When will the book be released? October 2010
4) Will Dan get plastic surgery and a body wax to put him in Terranova’s babe magnet category? Dan gets penis extension surgery and now tugs as much as T’Nova
5) Will it be enough for Dan to appear in the 2010 RFG Hunk calendar? Prob not lol
6) Will Butch get Isabel to post? Isabel is missing in action
7) Has he posted bail from his last outing? Bail has been posted
8)What sort of degenerate thing is the Capt dreaming up? It is a doozy!
9) Has he posted bail from his last outing? Bail has been posted
10) Will Stephanie climb the pole again? Yes
11) Will Terranova be caught tugging onto his bosses curtains and be fired? The evidence is in the curtains
12) Will Athena tamper with perfection and go for the boob job? NO
June 14th, 2010 at 3:19 am
Terranova –
Checked out the link – nice song. The radio stations around here play that kind of stuff. They just don’t refer to it as freestyle music. Maybe the term freestyle is regional, the music certainly isn’t.
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Things have been slow but that’s to be expected with Tara’s move and vacation. Hopefully she’s recharging and will come back bigger than ever once the dust settles.
Spent some time over the past couple of days rereading Tara’s blogs and most of the comments. I’ve gotta say that you all are a blast. Every one of you has had me in stitches a bunch of times – even rereading had me laughing at stuff I laughed at before. What a gift it’s been to share in Tara’s life and all of yours.
I’m not going anywhere until the credits roll on RFG (which I hope won’t be anytime soon) but I think it might be a while before stuff picks up again. So you all have fun and lets hope it won’t be much longer before Tara starts reading to us again.
Dan
June 14th, 2010 at 11:13 am
What’s up I have been quiet for awhile since alot of shit has been going on. First the fabled threesome didn’t happen yet but is scheduled for this weekend. But I have been to several “stripper parties” so I haven’t needed to go to the club too much lately. This saves alot of money!
Also Isabel is history as she couldn’t handle all of Butch’s activities. But I have a new one I am working on and will have news to follow.
Where have all the people gone? TG moving to Italy or somewhere? T’Nova sucking on “used breasts” Capt Fudd and Stephanie spending too much time in the food isle and Dan spending money like a fiend at his club. Dan, your lucky your bike needs to gas so you can spend on your girl.lol
June 20th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Wow – my comment from last week is still waiting to be moderated. I wonder if anyone else commented.
I want to do a weekly round-up but it’s hard not having current information. Ahhh…what the heck, I’ll go for it.
Tara is globe-trotting. Roaming ’round the world & jet-setting like a rock star. She didn’t unpack the web site before she left so RFG is on hold. Tara left the cat with the new roommate. The new roommate isn’t catering to the cat like Tara does. The cat doesn’t like this one bit. Plotting revenge, the cat hid the tupperware container and is thinking of giving Tara a bath when she comes back.
While relieved that Stephanies new comments haven’t been moderated, the Capt doesn’t like the way things are shaping up either. Stephanie’s found that “climbing the pole” again was totally worth it and now she’s wondering why she went through all that nonsense reviewing names and outfits with the Capt. Knowing she has the upper hand, Stephanie now rules the roost. Before going off to a shift at work, she leaves some food on the Capt’s pillow and fills his water bowl.
Terranova is saving up for another VIP session with his new girl. He day-dreams about another breast-feeding in VIP.
After the threesome, Butch adds another notch to his belt. Unfortunately, Isabel knew about it all along. Coming home, Butch finds that Isabel dumped his keg of Skyy, kidnapped Tabitha and stole the hawg. He’s horrified to find a ransom note. He decides he wants the hawg back first, then Tabitha and then Isabel if he can afford it. He’s thinking of consulting Terranova (CPA) to see if he can afford all three.
Dan is coming out of recovery mode after his last two visits with his favorite lady. He had a great time at the M3 Festival yesterday. This is an annual concert at an outdoor venue and one he commented about before under Tara’s GROSS blog entry. This time, he was smart enough to wear sneakers and dodge the cupfuls of urine. Still, being outside in +90 degree heat from 12 noon until past 11 pm, eating hotdogs all day and dancing like no one is watching took their toll. Today’s barbeque (more hotdogs!!) pretty much put the hurt on him. He feels like he hopes the snitch is gonna feel after the bag party.
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I’ve been going to the M3 Festival for years. The outdoor venue I mentioned hosted great bands over the years. The stage is at the base of a hill. Then there’s a pavillion – roof with no walls and then beyond that (progressing up the hill) is a large uncovered grassy area. Going back forever, both Pink Floyd and Led Zep played there back in the 70’s although I wasn’t around to see them. The first time I was ever there, I saw Bob Seger in concert. That had to be sometime around 1990.
This time I noticed something I didn’t notice during previous years. Three of the big clubs in my area had tents set up to advertise and give away cool stuff. I don’t think this is new, I just think I didn’t recognize the names of the clubs in the past so I never paid much attention. Hamsters were manning the tents.
The ironic part of this is that one of the guys I went to the M3 Festival with yesterday is the guy that dragged me to the club back in Sept 2009. He didn’t seem too interested in visiting the tents and talking to the beautiful ladies.
I got him good though. I got a free admission pass for one of the clubs and slipped it into his pants pocket without him being the wiser.
I just hope he finds it before his wife does.
Then again, maybe not.
Dan
June 28th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni2zRGqq0mk&feature=related
This is what I call a truly Beautiful Female
Tara hope you are doing OK
and traving taking vacation or working
July 9th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Well, it seems the Phoenix has really flown the coup this time. Been about a month since the last moderated comment.
This may never see the light of day but I’m back to wish the Capt a happy birthday (7/9). I hope his presents include new high power binoculars and a Tabitha.
I hope all of you are ok and I hope Tara comes back soon. It’s like a ghost town around here.
Dan